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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the dad who's expected to have all the answers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \"My Kids Think I Know Everything, Let's Keep It That Way\" t-shirt is a humorous reminder that dads are often the family problem-solvers, fixers, and unofficial experts—even when they're figuring things out as they go. 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